Creepy Quote Coffee Mug, Haunting of Hill House Netflix Series, Shirley Jackson, Horror Home Decor

$21.60 $27.00

Shipping to United States: Free

"No live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality."
Well, that will sober you up. Starting each morning with this awesome mug means starting the day with utter joy.
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you!
Available in two sizes (11oz and 15oz), this sturdy and glossy ceramic mug has a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

Haunting of Hill House Inspired Mug Features:
• Select from Standard 11oz or Large 15oz serving size
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy with vibrant blood red print

-----By default design is printed to face you when mug handle is on the left. Please, request in notes if you would like the design printed on the other side instead.

FrenchToastyGood Shipping Policy

These mugs are made to order which takes about 2-5 business days.
After being dispatched, please allow 3-5 business days for US delivery, 5-10 business days for Canada and 10-20 business days for international delivery.

Returns policy for damaged items:
The last thing we want is for you to be stuck with a damaged item. If it arrives misprinted/damaged/defective then please get in touch with us at contact [!at] within a week's time! Unfortunately, we cannot accept exchanges or returns due to buyers remorse (wrong size, incorrect model). All of our items are custom printed for you as soon as you place your order.

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Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

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Custom and personalized orders

I design all of my products. If you have a custom request or would like a design on a different type of item, just message me! I love designing new things. ~Frenchtoastygood Deana